Hey, it's me, Kramer.
Come a bit closer, I have something to tell you but I need to be quiet about it so my mom doesn't hear.
My mom is driving me crazy!
Just when I was getting used to all the Christmas decorations she took them all down!
Now she's redoing everything in winter whites!
Yup, you know your mom is obsessed with decorating when a cat knows the term 'winter whites'.
It's pretty discouraging.
Oh no, I heard something in the living room!
I think she's at it again!
Yup, even poor Calvin looks worried!
Wouldn't her time be better spent, you know, petting me?
But no, she spends all her time arranging and rearranging everything!
Honestly, it all looks the same to me.
Of course, I do enjoy chewing on the flower arrangments...
and batting the sparkled fruit from the bowl.
Then I sit in the window and look at the camillas blooming outside.
After all that decorating mom invites people over,
I guess to show them all of the obsessive rearranging she did all day!
If I weren't hiding under the bed I might try some of that cheese.
What can I say, everywhere I look I see white!
Well enough of that.
All of this decorating talk is making me sleepy.
Thanks for visiting but it's time for my mid-morning nap.
Sweet dreams!
Ugh, even my dreams are decorated in winter whites!
Purrs and meows,
Kramer
