Saturday, December 4, 2010

Kramer Chronicles-I'm Going Nuts!

Hey, it's me, Kramer and let me tell you I am going nuts with all of this Christmas decorating!
Everytime I get comfy somewhere, mom shows up with more decorations!
As you can see I finally found a quiet spot in the bedroom away from all of the craziness.
Now I did promise that I would show you the next room so I will but then I am coming back to finish my nap.

Follow me to the library where...yikes!
What on earth are these things?

 This is supposed to be Christmas, not Halloween!

 Who put these monsters here?

 (You're starting to see the irony in the title of this blog post now, aren't you)?
I mean, c'mon, this is the stuff nightmares are made of!

 And get a good look at this guy!
 He's Drossel somebody. He's the head of these guys! 

  I can't believe my mom likes these things!
They're just plain scary!

 Get a good look at thus one, he's got a chipped tooth!
Looks like he's been gnawing on someone!

Don't even get me started on this one! 

 Some have swords...
 some have weapons...
 and some have really mean looking tools!
What happened to peace on earth?

 I've had enough of all those scary guys.
I'm just going to sit on my window perch with my back turned to them, maybe then I'll forget that they're there.
You know, out of sight, out of mind?
I'll get comfy and look out the window at all of the...
Oh my, you won't believe this.
Now Mom is outside decorating!
Ugh! I really think she's lost it.
Maybe she can move those creepy guys outside.
Will this ever end?
Come back next week and I'll show you more of mom's Christmas craziness.
Until then,
Purrs and Meows,


  1. Oh my gosh... what a toot..... I am with Kramer... those guys need to go outside and used as gargoyles...

  2. I love your collection of nutcrackers! I only have one myself, but I really think they are neat and hope to add some more to my collection!

  3. Funny post, as usual! I see why Kramer's going nuts over all the decorating. Sounds like he might be willing to help undecorate after Christmas just to get back to normal. Have a good week!

  4. Oh Kramer is always a hoot!

    You have quite a collection of nutcrackers. Do you use them or do you just enjoy looking at them? They do have quite the personality it seems. I like the one with the patch.

  5. Kramer! Run my friend, RUN! They have teeth and they are showing them!!!! Purrsonally, I'd be finding me another napping room with a view other than those fanged wonders. YIKES! The things you have to endure! Maybe you should come for a visit....I'll put out the warm milk for you...



  6. Hello, dear friend!!
    I am playing catch up and just visited about 6 of your posts and all I can say is .....

    Your home is spectacular and may I say that the Nutcracker post cracked me right up!!

    Please stop in and take a peak of my continuing Home Tour!!

    Debbie @ A Debbie-Dabble Christmas

  7. Kramer, you sound like Scrooge! I think those nutcrackers are adorable and so old-fashioned! They make such cute ones nowadays and I can see why your mom has collected quite a few. Plus, I hear they come alive at night and kill mice, so they are on your side, dear boy! :-)