Lately my mom has been going to a lot of 'battles'
For more about that visit her other blog:
But back to me.
Being a cat, I know all about battles.
Especially when you live with stupid dogs!
When doing battle one must be sly.
First, you check to make sure no one is looking, especially mom.
Then check to make sure no one is hiding in the shadows.
Then wait for the opportune moment.
The key is to be very nonchalant.
That's the secret to the Kramer crouch,
I appear to be relaxing but really I'm ready to pounce.
The Kramer crouch is scientifically proven to give you extra pounce power and length of motion (for research verfication ask any of the dogs I live with).
The best time to get them is when they are asleep.
Verify that they are really asleep.
Then you stealthly sneak up on them,
and pounce!
This is Calvin before the attack...
and this is Calvin after.
Wow, that always makes me fall over laughing!
When mom comes to fuss at me for scaring the poor dogs I just give her the cute innocent 'who me?' look.
Oops, Calvin is doing the Kramer crouch.
And he's checking to make sure mom isn't around!
This can only mean one thing!
I better go hide!
I'll see you all later.
Shhh...don't tell him where I am!
Don't forget to visit my mom at her other blogspot!
