Hey, it's me, Kramer.
Pardon me for not turning around but...
I'm watching the lizzard outside the window.
When lizzard watching I must stay very still so as not to alert the lizzard to my presence.
Here is my 'E.T.-stance-so-I-can-see-him-better' position.
On a more pathetic note...
this my stupid sister Lizzy.
She's a dog.
She likes to chase lizzards.
While Lizzy gets to chase lizzards I'm stuck watching from the window.
Look at that!
After she chases lizzards she sits in the dirt to cool off, unbelievable!
Oh my gosh did you see that?
She stuck her tongue out at me!
Ugh, she's covered in dirt!
She thinks she's so cute but I know better.
Look at that dirty dog butt!
Dad has shown up with the hose!
You're in for a bath now dog!!!
There's no way to jump out of this one-heehee!
She's actually trying to get the hose from dad!
While Lizzy battles for the hose Calvin is on the hunt for...
Oh yeah, he's tough.
OK, I just can't take it anymore!
I have no choice but to plan for a cat attack!
Shhh...I hear them coming in now!
Time to put on my game face.
It works every time!
Look at them hiding under the covers!
Until next time.
Purrs and Meows,